This 12,000 square foot mansion is located in Old Tappan, NJ and boasts 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, 2-story foyer with curved staircase, formal living room with fireplace, mahogany-paneled library with fireplace and coffered ceiling, 2-story great room with fireplace, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen with dining area and a 3-car garage. The 4,000 square foot lower level boasts a family room with wet bar, 3-tier home theater, gym and a wine cellar. It is listed at $2,399,000.

Where should I begin? The exterior is BORING and UGLY. The fireplace design in the 2-story great room is HIDEOUS. The kitchen seems a bit small to me, but maybe there is another part that is not in the picture. The poor excuse of a home theater is disappointing. You live in a million dollar house and you put a regular non flat screen TV in the movie theater?! Save that for the living room!! The only thing that I remotely like is that beautiful mahogany library. What about you guys?