Upon gazing at this pad of perfection, I finally realized what it is missing:
Nothing.
Welcome to Old Lion Manor and, that’s right, it has it all. Starting with the outdoors…
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A waterpark complete with a giant grotto (bow down Hef!), pillow-covered island fire pit, waterslide, BBQ areas, 3 spas, wet bars, dry bars and more waterfalls than Yosemite. Wander around and you’ll find a tennis/basketball court, volleyball court, shuffleboard court, outdoor pool table, equestrian area, life sized chess board and a mechanical bull. Not bad for outdoors. Step inside…
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Ohhhh how bout a gym, massage room, wine cellar, movie theater (with snack bar), giant master suite with even giantER master bath, game room (featuring pool table, air hockey, arcade games, poker tables, slot machines), library, several more wet bars and….an ATM machine of course!
The home was built by William Peter Blatty, who is best known as being the author of The Excorcist. So it’s pretty much literally built by the devil (I have a theory that those brass statues in the backyard come to life at night and kill people). Anyways, this is a home that just comes up to you and says “Hi. I am the best home ever. Do you like to engage in copious amounts of debauchery? Well not as much as you will now.” This is also a home that will ensure its owner that an outside world does not exist. And I’m not gonna lie….if I lived here I would be dead in less than a year.
Still not convinced that this may be a decent place to have a party? Here’s a video. Now you are. If you’d like to see several hundred more photos then click here and enjoy.
Stay in school kids.
