Upon gazing at this pad of perfection, I finally realized what it is missing:
Nothing.

Welcome to Old Lion Manor and, that’s right, it has it all. Starting with the outdoors…

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A waterpark complete with a giant grotto (bow down Hef!), pillow-covered island fire pit, waterslide, BBQ areas, 3 spas, wet bars, dry bars and more waterfalls than Yosemite. Wander around and you’ll find a tennis/basketball court, volleyball court, shuffleboard court, outdoor pool table, equestrian area, life sized chess board and a mechanical bull. Not bad for outdoors. Step inside…

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Ohhhh how bout a gym, massage room, wine cellar, movie theater (with snack bar), giant master suite with even giantER master bath, game room (featuring pool table, air hockey, arcade games, poker tables, slot machines), library, several more wet bars and….an ATM machine of course!

The home was built by William Peter Blatty, who is best known as being the author of The Excorcist. So it’s pretty much literally built by the devil (I have a theory that  those brass statues in the backyard come to life at night and kill people). Anyways, this is a home that just comes up to you and says “Hi. I am the best home ever. Do you like to engage in copious amounts of debauchery? Well not as much as you will now.” This is also a home that will ensure its owner that an outside world does not exist. And I’m not gonna lie….if I lived here I would be dead in less than a year.

Still not convinced that this may be a decent place to have a party? Here’s a video. Now you are. If you’d like to see several hundred more photos then click here and enjoy.

Stay in school kids.

  • Tony

    here’s 2 more quick videos of the parties they host here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1k7BYmABg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbJybLuM5x4

    i just emailed the charity that hosts these parties here (every July 18th) for attendance details. I will get in this year’s. oh yes i will.




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  • Venom

    Oh hell yeah.
    This house is beyond amazing.
    Screw the Playboy mansion, this is the pimpest pad.




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  • Kieran

    It really is incredible!




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  • Stewie

    OMG is this place is awesome




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  • William

    Is there any possible way to get floor plans for this fabulous estate? Please tell me there is.




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  • Kyle

    IMO it’s nothing special. so it has a pool, a tennis court, game room, movie theater, gym, bedroom, etc…




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    • admin

      to be honest, i’m not much of a fan of the tudor style. that aside, i’m not really sure what else this place can have to be considered “special”. maybe a roller coaster or it’s own private NFL stadium.




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  • Tony

    sorry, that was me, Tony. i was still logged in as an admin.




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  • John

    So who owns it now? It’s on the market for less than $9M




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  • Onions

    nobody yet. i can’t believe they reduced it that much!




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